Melky Goes Yard, Destroys Windshield

Blue Jays outfielder Melky Cabrerra hit a HR from each side of the plate Monday night…and this one, over the Green Monster, destroyed a windshield on its way down!

Is Melky back on the juice?

How long before the MLB “randomly selects” him to pee in a cup (like the NFL did to Drew Brees after he said he could play until he was 45-years-old)?

These are questions that need to be answered, dammit!